O Canada! Something, Something In French! Do you remember what it was like in school when we sang the national anthem? Do you remember when we replaced the national anthem with Snow's "Informer"? Our father, who farts in heaven, hallowed be thy lame!
Everyone except Tim knows the word "penitent" including Injiana Jones. Tim's new segment (sponsored by body-punishing Ice Cream) makes him feel a lot better about himself. The story of the lady driving over the curb is similar to how Tim feels doing the "Word of the Week".
We're changing the 2-Truths-&-A-Lie game! Turning it on it's head, I say. Dana recants an astouding tale of a recent trip to the world's best 7-11. Dana orchestrates a truly enchanting 7-11 themed game of 2-Truths-&-A-Lie. This might be the most impassioned segment about 7-11 any podcast has ever. That's something to be proud of, right? Right.
Side note: Quinn's new nickname is Cheesy weiner Jennifer.
We close out the show with another segment of "Which Dave Did It" (or '50 First Days' or '500 Daves of Summer'). Dave #1 had a van with a Honda racing engine in it and a loose bench in the back that the kids would sit on. Dave #2 had a car with a massive hole in the floor board of the passenger side. Which Dave did it? The answer, and the details, are sure the shock and concern you.
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