Ep # 035 Witness Pugtection OR The Kaleidoscopic Mind of Timothy Gray
Episode 035 starts with Tim telling tales of pain, anguish and stupidity. That pain and anguish quickly translates into the other members of H.U.N.K.S. as they try to figure out the logic behind Tim's madness. Dana's goal is to not let anything bother her - good luck, you idiot! "You're like some sort of kaleidoscope of human thought." - Quinn Greene describing Tim Gray. How perfect is that? This week Matt learned about cockroaches, groups of pugs, and 'who's brave enough to fuck me?' We get into wolves! And, most importantly, dogs. Lots of dog talk. Matt is a Jack Russel Terrier, Rory is a St. Bernard, Tim is a 4/20 Friendly Pomeranian, etc. Which Dog do you think we are? Look. We know that we will all eventually witness a major crime and have to testify in court against a family of influence. We're looking forward to a world where Fredrick McNaulty, Todd "Duke" Jones, Randy Cougar-Melloncamp, Theodore "Teddy" Daughtermen, and Van Wood start their own podcast from different corners of the world. We were so heavy on the first 2/3rds of the show that we had to wrap up the 3rd portion without doing one of our classic segments!